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House checkups

Away for the season, or just for a few weeks? We'll go out and walk your property, then tell you what we found.

What a visit looks like

Four things happen every time we come out, and a fifth if we find something. Two of them are yours to decide — the form below is where you tell us.

  1. We walk the whole property

    Outside

    • Roof and structure
    • Windows and doors

    Inside

    • Pipes and water damage
    • Propane level and thermostat reading
    • Signs of rodents or wildlife

    And anything else that's obviously wrong.

  2. We secure it before we leave

    Doors and windows checked, mail and packages brought in.

  3. We set the house how you want it

    Tell us when you book

    Thermostat to a certain temperature, water on or off — whatever the house needs.

  4. We tell you what we found

    Tell us when you book

    You hear from us at the number on your order. Want photos? Tell us what you'd like us to look at, and we'll send them to that number too.

  5. If something's wrong, you hear it from us that day

    We call you, tell you exactly what we're looking at, and ask what you want done. Some of it we can take care of ourselves right then. Some of it is a plumber's job or an electrician's — we'll help you line one up and be there to let them in, so you're not trying to run it from six hours away.

Two ways to book

Away for the whole season? Put it on a plan — tell us how often and when it starts, and we keep coming out until you say stop. Away for a couple of weeks? Pick the days you want on the calendar further down.

Where your place is

The two things the rate is built from. Answer them and the plans below show what each one costs.

How far out

Roughly how far your place is from town. It's a longer drive for us, so it moves the rate on the plans below.

Pick your plan

Once a week, every week. We pick the day based on weather and what else we're doing up your way.

The season

When we start, and when we stop. Leave the end open if you don't know yet.

The property

Where we're going, and how we get in once we're there.

The visit

Two parts of a checkup are yours to decide. This is where you tell us.

Your info

How we reach you when we're done. The call after a visit, and any photos, both go to the number here.

What it costs

Pick your town above and we'll show you the rate per visit.

You're billed for visits we actually made. If weather keeps us out, you don't pay for the one we missed.

More than 10 miles out of town, or several buildings on the place, and we'll call to confirm before the first visit.

Or just a few days

No plan, no commitment — tap the days you want us out and we'll be there. Each one is its own visit.

Which days

Tap every day you want us out. Each one is its own visit.

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  • Picked
  • Full or closed
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Greyed-out days are ones we're not out. Everything else is open.

Pick at least one day above.

The visit

Two parts of a checkup are yours to decide. This is where you tell us.

The property

Where we're going, and how we get in once we're there. The town you pick sets the rate below.

Your info

How we reach you when we're done. The call after a visit, and any photos, both go to the number here.

What happens next

Pick your town above and we'll show you the rate per visit.

Those are single-visit rates, and they're what you'll pay. If your place is unusual — several buildings, a long driveway, livestock — we'll call to agree a price before we come out.

Pick a day above to send your request.