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The Mountain Comes to You

Two of us, one valley — whatever the house needs, brought up or taken care of.

No account needed · Pay online or at the door

What you pay

Two kinds of work, two kinds of price — both up front.

Plowing, checkups & lawn care

Priced after we come look

Every property up here is different, so there's no price list and we won't guess at one. We come out, look, and call you with a number.


Nothing is charged until we've talked.

Groceries, fuel & firewood

What the store charges
The actual receipt
Our shopping fee
25% of the groceries
Delivery
From $5.99, by town

No membership, no surge pricing, no markup hidden in the item prices. That's the whole formula — the receipt is the only number we don't know until we shop.

Pay online or at the door — cash, card, Venmo, Cash App, Zelle, PayPal or Apple Pay all work.

How it works

  1. Pick your days

    Tap every day you want covered. Each one is its own job.


  2. We come look at the property

    Every property is different — we look before we put a number on anything.


  3. We call you with a price

    Nothing is charged until we've talked.

What you pay: there is no price on the page, because we won't guess at one. We look at the property first, then call you with a number.

The longer version, including who runs this

Where and when

Towns we cover

South Fork, Gerrard, Alpine, Del Norte, Wolf Creek & Creede

Delivery runs, every day

9am–11am · 1pm–3pm · 5pm–8pm

Pick a day and a run at checkout, up to a week out.

Plowing, house checkups and lawn care are scheduled separately — we call you.

What we don't do

  • No alcohol delivery yet.
  • Alamosa is outside our normal area — Walmart Supercenter runs carry a $99.99 trip fee, shown in your cart before you order.
  • Grocery prices are estimates until we shop. The receipt is the only number we don't know yet.

Rather talk to a person?

There are two of us, and we run this ourselves.

Call (409) 218-2322